Meet the Crew Ahoy Mateys, We invite you to meet the crew. At pirate Jeep Tours, we take great pride in our Pirate Tour guides. Captain Krunch - Milk sold separately - First Aid Certified- CPR & AED Certified Captain Dark Chocolate - the darkest of them all! - First Aid Certified - CPR & AED Certified Captain Bling - The blingiest pirate of the seven seas. - First Aid Certified - CPR & AED Certified Captain Sperry - The saltiest pirate of the seven seas! Captain Two-Tone Tony - Captain Coolz - Captain Jamz - His tour is be Jammin'- First Aid Certified- CPR & AED Certified